best Jokes Part 5

best Jokes Part 5

41"No one can stare out of a window like Sarah Lund." Cariad Lloyd in character as Scandinavian detective Moomin Mama, Pleasance Courtyard

42"What did the male shepherd say to the female shepherd? You herd!" Nick Helm, Pleasance Dome

43"I don't sun tan. My sunburn looks like a 1950s propaganda poster of the spread of communism." Mark Nelson, Underbelly

44"Sleep like a baby? My kids sleep like caffeinated meercats promised a trip to Disney in the morning." Liam Mullone, The Stand

45"The average life expectancy of people in EastEnders is 42 – that's lower than Kabul." Liam Mullone, The Stand

46"Period drama is essentially a drama that is on on Sunday nights." Marek Larwood, Pleasance Courtyard

47"Drugs are not allowed at the Olympics. Unless you're in charge of thinking up the Opening Ceremony, in which case they're mandatory." Alistair Barrie, Udderbelly Bristo Square

48 “I know that the English always say that Irish pubs are so friendly. Let me tell you something: we don’t even know you’re there.” Sean Hughes, Pleasance Courtyard

49 “I was the first to reach the summit. Apparently this means I am not a team player.” Josie Long on her first climbing exploit, Pleasance Courtyard

50 “Being a lawyer just made up for being a lesbian.” Susan Calman on her career change from lawyer to comedian, Udderbelly Bristo Square (middle left)